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23 June 2011 @ 03:53 pm
Summer Smut Meme Request #4 [i know...i know]  
Title: M-T-F
Rating: R
Pairing: Haruna Ai/Ohno
Summary: "Ohno is clearly fascinated by the idea of turning a penis into a vagina and decides to investigate. "
Disclaimer: I do not know nor am I any of the mentioned characters. This never happened, it is a work of fiction.
A/N: Fulfills the request of a certain anon from the Summer Smut Meme. Not gonna lie, I've been wanting to ship her with someone [mainly Sho] but never had the balls to do it xD.


"So, they just chop it off?" Ohno asked with a pained expression. Haruna laughs and shakes her head 'no'.

"They remove the testes, but they basically just flip things inside out and--" she stopped when Ohno pulled an even bigger face. "You're the one who asked," she laughed again.

"Cause I got curious, but forget it."

"Well why did you get curious in the first place?" She asked with a smile, which soon turned into a look of surprise. "Could it be..." she moved closer to him and held her hands up by her face. "...that you like me?"

Ohno stared at her, his lips slowly morphing into a smile. "That's not it!" he laughed, though his ears did turn red. "I was just curious that's all."

"Well, if you're so curious would you like to see it?"

"The operation?" Ohno asked aghast.

"No, ew why would I want to show you that," she chuckled. "I meant, see how it looks like," her voice wasn't as squeaky as she usually had it. "To see if it looks just like the real thing."

Ohno swallowed, the cogs in his brain trying to work an answer but he could only blink at her. He meant to say 'No thank you. That was a kind offer, but I think I will have to decline' and then tip his hat and be on his merry way. However what came out was "Yeah...sure."

******


Ohno was currently in her dressing room, feeling kind of like a kid getting ready to play the ever so popular 'show me yours and I'll show you mine' game. Haruna hooked her fingers in the band of her panties and shorts, getting ready to just rip them off but Ohno made a noise.

"Um-"

She looked up at him expectantly. "What?"

"So you're just going to whip it out? Just like that?" He was completely nervous about this which was rare to see him this way. Haruna moved her hands at her sides and pouted.

"You don't want to see it anymore?"

"Nu-Ye-" Ohno really didn't know if he did or didn't. 'I mean there's nothing wrong with wanting to see.' He let out a deep sigh and closed his eyes. "I want to see it."

"You sure? Cause with those eyes closed I don't think you can see much," she chuckled.

"I need to make it a grand reveal," Ohno said keeping them closed. "Hurry."

Shrugging, Haruna pulled her shorts and panties down and told him he could open his eyes. Ohno slowly peeked, her figure coming into view.

"Eh?" Ohno opened his eyes wide and moved closer, not fully realizing he has just brought himself face to face with her vagina. He was staring at it intently, shocked at the modern marvels of science. "Ca-Can I touch it?" Ohno asked, looking up at her.

She blushed before nodding at him. Slowly he reached up and poked her majoras. It felt real. He then spread them, revealing her some more. There were few things that set the difference between a real one and a fake one, but this was a lot more believable than he expected.

"It can work?" Ohno asked.

"Well I should hope so," Haruna said a bit angrily. "So has your curiosity been squashed?" Ohno didn't answer, he simply slipped a finger in causing her to tighten her legs around his hand. "Hey!" she said trying to push the hand away. Ohno stood up, his finger wiggling back and forth inside her.

"It feels real," he said. He managed to get a second finger in wondering if she'll come this way. A whine came from her the more his fingers moved around.

"Ohno-san" she whimpered. He moved his hand faster causing her wrap her arms around his neck and continue to moan in pleasure. A few minutes later and she gasped, her legs twitching ever so slightly.

"Hmm..." Ohno said before slipping his hand out from between her legs and grabbed some tissues to wipe his hand with. After doing that he simply stepped out the room, leaving her with her pants around her ankles.

"Wait a minute!" He heard her yell in her man voice as he walked away, chuckling to himself.

END
 
 
 
cry1babycry1baby on June 23rd, 2011 07:54 pm (UTC)
spot saved for Bee
i should charge you
BeePants: matsujunpercybum on June 23rd, 2011 07:57 pm (UTC)
OMG you saved me one! But it wasn't here when I commented!!!!

*sob*

But YAY! *glomp*

You wouldnt charge me, you love me too much ;) *I hope*
(no subject) - cry1baby on June 23rd, 2011 08:05 pm (UTC) (Expand)
BeePants: Ohmiyapercybum on June 23rd, 2011 07:56 pm (UTC)
LOL

This
is
genius!
I really giggled!
Brilliant.

AH LOVE EET! :D :D

Thanks for sharing ♥ ^-^
cry1babycry1baby on June 23rd, 2011 08:05 pm (UTC)
XD thanks bb, i was worried it was gonna be weird lol

thanks for reading!
jellybean6972: Graphic Noveljellybean6972 on June 23rd, 2011 08:08 pm (UTC)
I was not expecting this pairing at all XD
But I love it! Haruna Ai is awesome :D
Hehe, curious little Leader~

Thanks for sharing! ♥
cry1babycry1baby on June 23rd, 2011 08:11 pm (UTC)
LOL your icon cracked me up xDD

Hahaha thanks bb, I didn't think anyone would share my interest on wanting to ship her with someone, but apparently that anon did xDD

thanks for reading~
Even diamonds can be shattered with the truth: Ohno prettyjamasunda on June 23rd, 2011 08:39 pm (UTC)
OP de~su XD
LMAO, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS SERIOUSLY. XDD

CAN'T. DESCRIBE. LOVE.

♥!!!!!!
Even diamonds can be shattered with the truthjamasunda on June 23rd, 2011 08:42 pm (UTC)
Seriously, I've wanted to read something like this for months now. XD
(no subject) - cry1baby on June 23rd, 2011 08:47 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: OP de~su XD - cry1baby on June 23rd, 2011 08:47 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Alexxa Sickalexxasick on June 23rd, 2011 10:22 pm (UTC)
ahhh I was waiting for someone to write this ^.^
good that it was you! :D
cry1babycry1baby on June 23rd, 2011 11:40 pm (UTC)
LOL
thanks bb and thanks for reading~
cherry_akiracherry_akira on June 24th, 2011 02:29 am (UTC)
Bwuahaha I have corrupted you with our talk with Ohno's fingers =)
cry1babycry1baby on June 24th, 2011 02:31 am (UTC)
XDDD yes Ohno and his "finger skills" as we called it :D
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ichi_toshimiyaichi_toshimiya on June 24th, 2011 03:15 am (UTC)
XDDD *laugh hard*
Oh my gosh I can't stop laughing since I read the summary... xixixi
Oh my Satoshi why you were sooooooo naive... xixixi

Thanks for sharing this...
cry1babycry1baby on June 24th, 2011 04:12 am (UTC)
LOL it cracked me up too hence why i just had to do it xDD
thanks for reading it~
♥♥♥ギガマジメ我ファイト♥♥♥zukkoke_iero on June 24th, 2011 03:47 am (UTC)
seriously, i couldn't stop giggling all the way reading this. why so funny imagining this to happen in reality.
And I was kinda curious, which one would you use to address Haruna Ai. A she, a he? hahahaha.
She has to be extra careful to Ohno once he's got curious on something, he could get engrossed (but I'm glad you make Ohno leave after his curiosity's gone! cause I do hope Ohno to love dick more)

*totally mem this XD*
cry1babycry1baby on June 24th, 2011 04:18 am (UTC)
Ahaha now when i imagine it its extra funny
lol yeah since im supposed to address her as her.

Haha yeah i was like nah, a sex scene isnt needed XD

thanks for reading it ^^
simply_junsusimply_junsu on June 24th, 2011 04:42 am (UTC)
omg, this is wicked!!
cry1babycry1baby on June 24th, 2011 04:55 am (UTC)
xD thanks bb
& thanks for reading
Yukichanyukichan_tb on June 24th, 2011 06:27 am (UTC)
Ahahahah! XD
I loved this!! :3

Oh-chan is really curious and... evil! LOL
Thanks for sharing! thumbsup
cry1babycry1baby on June 24th, 2011 01:02 pm (UTC)
XDD thanks hun~
haha thanks for reading!
milla_kunmilla_kun on June 24th, 2011 06:39 am (UTC)
hahahahahahaha giggled so much xD
first time reading a fic like this!.. and i mega adore it!!!!!!!!!!

haha ohno's so curious... and those fingerrs.. haruna is a very lucky woman with a very blessed vagina

cry1babycry1baby on June 24th, 2011 01:04 pm (UTC)
XDDD thanks hun
LOL she sure is haha

thanks for reading~
dorayaki_chandorayaki_chan on June 24th, 2011 07:47 am (UTC)
(^w^) poor haruna san he should not do that hi hi hi even the person is a sheMan :)
cry1babycry1baby on June 24th, 2011 01:14 pm (UTC)
haha
thanks for reading!
platinum28platinum28 on June 24th, 2011 09:13 am (UTC)
I was expecting something strange, but it was more normal than I thought, haha. I don't know if I should be, but I found it really funny for some reason. XD Maybe because of Ohno's reactions and because I love how funny Haruna Ai can be. XD

Thanks again for writing! :D
cry1babycry1baby on June 24th, 2011 01:20 pm (UTC)
Hahaha yeah it's okay if you found it funny. the whole premise is crack xDD

thanks for reading it^^
deelovesryo: Happy Pandadeelovesryo on June 24th, 2011 02:11 pm (UTC)
Hahahah this is pure win!
I love Haruna Ai with Arashi, it's always so amusing!
Thanks for sharing!
cry1babycry1baby on June 24th, 2011 02:17 pm (UTC)
haha thanks^^
ikr, i love her and even more when she's with arashi
thanks for reading
Mielovemielove on June 24th, 2011 02:17 pm (UTC)
hahaha this was so good !!
you killed me hahaha thanks for sharing...can't stop laughing hahaha
cry1babycry1baby on June 24th, 2011 02:23 pm (UTC)
XDDD thanks bb
lol thanks for reading ahaha