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18 August 2011 @ 03:41 pm
anon kink meme request #3  
Title: Boy/Girl Club
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Yamapair
Summary: "Ohno is a waitress (yes, cross-dressing like how he did for that Worst Date episode during his Junior Days xD) that learned a long time ago that if he wanted good tips, he had to give something in return. Just so happens the cafe he works for is prone to attract grabby-hand salarymen and hormone-driven teenagers. One such teen happens to be Sakurai Sho, heart-throb of the local elite high school that happens to have the hobby of getting a feel of Ohno's ass."
Disclaimer: I do not know nor am I any of the mentioned characters. This is all a work of fiction.
A/N: Because this is what the anon wanted, I shall deliver. Hope you like it^^

Ohno hummed along with the radio playing in the background. He cursed a bit when the eyelash didn't go on quite right, causing him to almost scrap the idea all together. After struggling with it he groaned and managed to get it on. "Finally," he sighed and looked at his watch.

"Ah shit I'm gonna be late," he whined. Quickly he put on his thigh highs and fixed his underwear so his package was properly disguised. He then slid around the place grabbing his wallet, keys, and phone, before making a dash to the train station.

He told himself that this would be the last time he'd work there, but if the extra money he got from tips, which he uses the term lightly, weren't so helpful then he'd quit from day one. Once he arrived he apologized for being late.

"Ohno-san this is the second time this week. You know the boss is serious when he says he'll fire you if you get three strikes," the chef and only close friend at this establishment, Aiba, said.

"Ugh it was these damn eyelashes fault," Ohno complained. Aiba simply laughed and pushed him in the direction of the changing rooms. Aiba was the only one besides the boss that knew Ohno was cross-dressing, he managed to fool everyone else, especially the customers, that he was a girl. Though he's not gonna lie, he made a damn fantastic girl. So fantastic that the businessmen cant keep their hands off him.

Ohno walked towards a table with a warm smile asking what they wanted. Of course he got the occasional 'your number' joke, which he simply laughed off. Seriously, do they really think a girl will ever fall for that. Ohno bowed to them and got ready to walk off before he felt a pinch on his ass.

Seeming how he's used to this he caught himself from yelling "What the fuck are you doing?" and changed it into a girly 'kya'. How long will he have to deal with this stupidity? He caught Aiba laughing which made him want to toss his pen at him.

As the night went on and many ass pinches later, Ohno whined and collapsed in the break room.


"No shit, god if my ass gets pinched one more time tonight I'm gonna punch them, I don't care."

"Well you better get your fists ready cause he's back," Aiba smirked. "And he brought friends."

"Fuck, not Sakurai-san," Ohno pouted. He stood up from the couch, smoothed his dress down, checked himself in the mirror (giving his small fake boobs and good lift) and walked out.

"That guy's a pro," Aiba chuckled.

"What can I get you gentlemen?" Ohno smiled forcefully. Sakurai winked at him and he gagged a little bit.

"Is this the cute waitress you were talking about?" one of his friend's asked.

"Yup," Sakurai smiled. Ohno really wanted to slap him, but held back all actions. That was until he cupped his butt.

"Fuck off!" Ohno yelled as he slapped the hand away. His eyes widened when he realized what he did. "I-I'm so sorry," he stuttered. Sakurai stood up, hoovering slightly above him. "You wont get off that easy, just know that," he sneered and walked out, his friends following shortly after.

"Ohno, my office please," Matsumoto said. Ohno looked down and sighed, dragging his feet into the room. "Close the door."

"I know I shouldn't have yelled at him, but he harasses me every time," Ohno rambled before Matsumoto even got a chance to speak.


"And why do you let these people in? They're no different from molesters you know," the short man continued.


"I'm a guy damnit and I do not like to be fondled all the damn time," he pouted.

"Ohno-san!" Matsumoto yelled, causing the small man to jump. "I don't know if you've noticed or not, but you seem to be the only one attracting such attention."

"I do notice it and I hate it," Ohno said through clenched teeth.

"Well haven't you figured that it's cause you're cute?"

"I'm not cu- thank you, but I'm not cute. I just need to make some money to get by and then literally get by. I can't work here anymore...my dick can't handle all this tucking."

Matsumoto's eyes changed when he said that last line. "Tu-uh-tucking you said?"

"Mm, keeps the bulge away."

"And...may I see this..."

Ohno made a disgusted face. "No you perv! Why is Aiba the only sane one here?" he whined.

"Fine then have fun cleaning up and closing. Punishment for yelling at the customer. Remember 'the custo-" Matsumoto got ready to say but was cut off.

"Yeah yeah, they're god's, blah blah."

He left the office and waited some more people. It was 11:30PM when everyone was getting ready to leave. "Thanks for the hard work," two female co-workers said to him and he simply waved and smiled.

"You'll be alright on your own?" Aiba asked as he flipped his bag over his shoulder.

"Yeah, just gotta clean the floors and stack the chairs. It's not that bad," Ohno sighed. Aiba smiled and pat his back. "See you tomorrow," he waved before leaving. Ohno groaned and looked at the place. It seemed a lot bigger now that it was empty. The man went to the storage room to get the mop and broom, but was shocked to see Sakurai standing in the club when he got back.

Before he got the chance to say anything the teen held him against the wall. "If you stop right now, I won't call the cops," Ohno whimpered. The taller man chuckled and leaned in for a kiss, but Ohno ripped his head away. "Please, don't."

"I know you're a guy," Sakurai whispered in his ear.

"How did you know?" Ohno asked with wide eyes.

"Cause my body doesn't react to females," he smirked. Blush covered Ohno's cheeks, he was at a loss for words. "I won't expose your little secret if you promise me one thing."

"Which is?"

"Bend over that table and let me enjoy everything," Sakurai moaned against his neck.

"People eat there...can't we go somewhere else?" Ohno whimpered as the taller teen's bulge was rubbing against his thigh. The teen sighed and dragged the 'waitress' to the changing room.

"There. Now bend over," Sakurai said as he removed his shirt and undid his pants.

"Whoa, um...I don't do this," Ohno motioned to them with his finger. "So if you want to tell the world I'm a cross-dressing waiter then go ahead."

"But you need the tips right. C'mon, we all know how the other girls are fucking some of these men just for the extra tip," Sakurai said.

"I'm not like them. I won't give my body away, especially not to you."

Sakurai only chuckled and quickly wrapped Ohno in his arms. His erection, now released from its confines was rubbing against his ass, staining the dress. Ohno tried to fight him off before the man behind him started kissing his neck.

"Relax, okay," he whispered. The teen rest his head on his shoulder, softly caressing Ohno's backside. He bunched the dress up, exposing the pert butt he's been obsessed with this whole time.

"Ah wait," Ohno whined as he reached in between his legs. Sakurai tried to peek as to what the man was doing, but after a complacent sigh left his lips he figured it was too late.

"What was that about?" Sakurai smirked.

"Untucking," the man said. The teen laughed and turned the man around. He leaned in and kissed his lips gently until Ohno pressed against him harder, indicating he wanted more.

"See," Sakurai chuckled. "You do want it." He then proceeded to bend Ohno over, in front of the lockers, and squeezed Ohno's ass with great pleasure. It was like a kid playing with a toy he's wanted so badly. The teen moaned from behind him and started to rub his erection between the cheeks.

Ohno's not gonna lie, his heart was racing for two things: being fondled by a man and the anticipation of getting fucked. He knows it's going to happen. Though he didn't really expect the taller man to ask him to suck him off.

"What? This wasn't part of the agreement," Ohno pouted.

"There was no agreement in the first place."

"You got that right," he murmured grumpily. Letting out a frustrated groan, Ohno knelt down and took the teen in his hand. Ohno was able to see the veins that ran along its length, just begging to be licked. He moved his hand up and down, smearing the precum, before leaning in and taking him into his mouth.

Sakurai moaned as he watched the man suck him off. It was very alluring to see his blush covered checks sink in, the makeup covered eyes closed, along with those false lashes. He really did make a fine girl.

Ohno looked up at him and pulled his mouth away very slowly. He started licking the head like it was lollipop, his eyes still locked with the teen's.

"You're good for someone who doesn't want it," Sakurai moaned. Ohno smirked and stood up, leaning in to kiss him.

"Just shut up okay," he whispered in his ear. Ohno then laid on the bench behind him, spreading his legs and exposing his semi hard cock. Sakurai moaned at the sight, moving his hand on his erection as Ohno offered himself to him.

The teen got in between his legs, lifting them up to see the small puckered hole. Ohno blushed and turned away.

"You ever got fucked there before?"

"No," Ohno shook his head. Sakurai smiled and told him to pass him his discarded pants. Inside his back pocket he always kept a small package of lube and a condom. "What, do you go around fucking people in the ass?"

"Yes, I do actually. Especially cute guys who dress up as a waitresses," Sakurai chuckled. Ohno gasped when a cold finger rubbed against his anus. He held his legs wider, allowing the teen better access. The digit turned into two which painstakingly turned into three.

"Ah, I'm ready," Ohno whimpered. Sho, who was eager to hear such words, positioned himself at the entrance. With one last nod of approval, he pushed into the tight opening. Ohno cried out in pain, trying to relax the more the teen pushed into him.

"Want me to stop?"

"No, keep going," the soft whimper came. In just a few minutes Sakurai was fully inside the man and was slowly thrusting in and out, waiting until the small pained cries turned into those of pleasure.

Sakurai wrapped the thigh high covered legs around his waist and continued thrusting in the tight hole. His mind was clouding over with lust that he no longer waited to see if Ohno was enjoying it or not. Ohno bit his lip as his hand shyly went down to stroke his now awakened erection. The teen caught this and smiled.

"You like it?"

"Mm," Ohno whimpered, turning his head away in embarrassment.

Their positions changed as Sakurai lift the small man up and sat him on his lap. Ohno balanced himself by holding onto the lockers in front of him. The teen pushed the dress further up so he could watch himself going in and out of him. This caused him to grunt and thrust harder.

Ohno's spot was brushed a few times making his muscles to clamp down on the hard member inside him. The waiter whimpered, moving faster, trying to reach his peak so badly. He could feel it; just a few more thrusts.

Sakurai groaned and sporadically thrust up into him, hitting Ohno's spot once again before releasing in the condom. He pulled out slowly and stood up with the waiter still pressed against him. He reached around and wrapped his hand around the stiff member, jerking him off until he came on the lockers in front of him.

They remained where they were, breathing heavily before separating. Ohno turned to the teen, aghast at what he had done.

"You liked it," Sakurai laughed.

"I still have to clean up," Ohno said with a soft voice. He fixed himself up before the taller man took his hand.

"I promise that when I come here I will make sure no one will ever touch you again," he said to him in a serious voice.

"Really?" Ohno asked all doe eyed to which Sakurai nodded and smiled. This made Ohno so happy that he got the cleaning done fast than he expected.

However he should have known that the way the teen was going to ward everyone off wasn't going to be something he liked.
He expected the teen to politely tell the customers that the waitresses weren't dolls or toys that you can just up and grab. That they are people and deserved to be treated like one and not like an object. Instead Sakurai simply stood up, wrapped his arms around Ohno and declared him his girl and if anyone ever touches him they are dead.

Ohno sulked and turned to Aiba who only gave him a thumbs up.

"You're an idiot you know that," Ohno whispered harshly to the teen.

"Yeah, but at least I get dibs on you," he smiled. Ohno scowled at him before finishing up his order.

Though he wouldn't admit to it, he was beginning to soften up to the perverted teen. That is until he gets his butt grabbed by him.

Momomongo_o_o on August 18th, 2011 10:19 pm (UTC)
whaaa~ ohno would make a pretty maid *__*
cry1babycry1baby on August 18th, 2011 10:52 pm (UTC)
haha he really would
ayudarsini: ohnoadeyakana on August 18th, 2011 11:30 pm (UTC)
girl Ohno and pervert Sho
Like it xD
cry1babycry1baby on August 18th, 2011 11:34 pm (UTC)
haha thanks
and thanks for reading~
chibipinkpetalschibipinkpetals on August 19th, 2011 04:50 am (UTC)
Lovely just...i don't even >.<
Cuz we all know that Sho's a pervert...just doesn't really show it :D
thanks so much for sharing this :)
cry1babycry1baby on August 19th, 2011 05:08 am (UTC)
haha thanks
he even said it himself that he's the most perverted and everyone agreed xD
thanks for reading^^
cherry_akiracherry_akira on August 19th, 2011 05:35 am (UTC)
I love me some yummy yama, esp uke ohno ;)
cry1babycry1baby on August 19th, 2011 06:04 am (UTC)
haha thanks~
mikamichaelmikamichael on August 19th, 2011 05:37 am (UTC)
loveeee this so muchhhhhhh
ohno in maid costume,,pretty x3 and possesive sho is just so perfect
love both of u and someone who gave u the prompt
u really make my day,,thanks so much
cry1babycry1baby on August 19th, 2011 06:05 am (UTC)
ahaha thanks hun~
glad you liked it^^
BeePantspercybum on August 19th, 2011 05:45 am (UTC)
Ooo.. me likey!
And you also released the cross dressing Oh-chan before I did ¬¬
cry1babycry1baby on August 19th, 2011 06:04 am (UTC)
oh haha sorry. if the person who was gonna write the prompt didnt try to change it i wouldnt have written this
borylovearashiborylovearashi on August 19th, 2011 06:31 am (UTC)
kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii the cutest yamafic ever i love it Oh-chan as a girl kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa really honey that was so cute wow your so good i can't wait to your next fic thank you so much
cry1babycry1baby on August 19th, 2011 07:02 am (UTC)
thank you~
glad you liked it haha^^
50 past 12: 嵐50past12 on August 19th, 2011 06:35 am (UTC)

I saw the prompt there and was waiting to see if someone would write XD Then... YOU! XDDD

Oh gosh, in this meme I realized how much people LOVE to cross-dress Ohno lol Not saying it's bad anyway uh XD
cry1babycry1baby on August 19th, 2011 07:06 am (UTC)
XDD i wasnt gonna but someone was gonna write it with alterations and i couldnt allow it >.<

IKR....i dont read much or write much crossdressing fics but its very popular xD
Himitsu 17: ohmiya-smugninohimitsu_17 on August 19th, 2011 07:00 am (UTC)
XD Pervert Sho is really REALLY funny :)
And mooooou :o Oh-chan must be soooo cute ♥ *already jealous*

Thank you ♥
cry1babycry1baby on August 19th, 2011 07:11 am (UTC)
haha ikr, glad that he is one tho xD
ahaha *pats shoulder*

thanks for reading~
g_na94 on August 19th, 2011 08:25 am (UTC)
A girl Ohno!!!! so cute!!!!!!!!!!
I can imagine how pretty he is if he become a girl
Sho such a pervert want to grope Ohno ass
Because Ohno is just too cute...

You really make my day with this fic!!
Thanks for sharing!!!!!!!
cry1babycry1baby on August 19th, 2011 03:23 pm (UTC)
haha mm Ohno would make a lovely girl
you welcome and thanks for reading~
Biancaxteencrazii143 on August 19th, 2011 09:39 am (UTC)
well , hello there cross-dressing ohno who get's his ass grab and a perv sho who's very possessive of his "girl" lol XD

cry1babycry1baby on August 19th, 2011 03:25 pm (UTC)
thanks for reading^^
naraia_akemnaraia_akem on August 19th, 2011 10:33 am (UTC)
Wow, I love it! *__________* *is happy*
Yama is one of my favourit pairings and this story just made me very happy! :D

You just made my day. ;) No, really, thanks a lot! :)
cry1babycry1baby on August 19th, 2011 03:29 pm (UTC)
Thank you
and same here i love Yama too <3
Oh, glad to be of help haha
thanks for reading~
risuw_chan: buttrisuw_chan on August 19th, 2011 11:22 am (UTC)
yayy XDDDD
nice porn! i mean prompt and nice job to make the fic out of it^^
really thanks for this <333
cry1babycry1baby on August 19th, 2011 03:32 pm (UTC)
Haha small slip up on words, didnt even notice xD
thanks for reading^^
Keikocris_kanaschiro on August 19th, 2011 12:24 pm (UTC)
I love how Ohno is still manly, cursing and swearing when wearing a dress, so lovely!

Thanks for sharing ♥
cry1babycry1baby on August 19th, 2011 03:33 pm (UTC)
haha xD
thanks for reading^^
nekochan_lianekochan_lia on August 19th, 2011 01:29 pm (UTC)
ohno would be very cute in maid outfit xD
and pervy sho is always a win
love you for writing this fic
cry1babycry1baby on August 19th, 2011 03:34 pm (UTC)
mm he would <3
hehe ^^
thanks for reading!